Tai

"Never trust anything without feet!"

"Man, does everybody in the digital world always have to be so noisy?"

"Sure, let's go for a hike. Then after that we'll hike. And then we can hike some more."

"Or, we could stand here frozen and wait for the monster to get us..."

"I have a foolproof plan: first we'll eat something, then after that... I'm open to suggestions!"

"You da mon!" (to Agumon)

"This is better than any video game!"

"Mimi, for somebody who hates hiking, you sure have a lot of compasses. Of course, none of them actually work."

"I can barely lift you, much less throw you, Tubbymon!" (to Agumon)

"The ocean. What's that doing there?"

"I'm glad we never hear you complaining..." (to Joe)

"When we get back, this is gonna make one great story. Yup... but... of course, not a single soul will ever believe me."

"Hey, check out the genius. He's trying to call the telephone repairman because the telephones don't work." (about Joe)

"Matt doesn't treat TK like he's a brother, only like he's a bother."

"Hey, you can't tell me what to do!"

"Matt's a little strange..."

"Strange as it sounds, I wish Joe were here!"

"Come back here, you puny toothpick!" (to Puppetmon)

"HEY! *I've* got the right of way!" (standing in the middle of the road)

"Koromon? That means... talking head?"

"When we had to survive on our own, we grew up very fast... except for Joe, he just threw up very fast!"

Sora

"Tai, Izzy. Meet Yokomon, my own personal something-or-other."

"If you follow that map it'll just lead to a headache." (criticising Tai's map-making skills)

"Too bad your brain's not as big as your hair." (to Tai)

"Oh, go have your pity party somewhere else!" (to Joe)

"This place is like a museum of the great sewer systems of the world."

"Well, that was about as clear as mud."

"Matt's still learning to be a big brother."

"Ever noticed how we're always walking UPhill?"

"If that doesn't look like a bad guy's hangout, I don't know what does!"

"We're the only ones who can make a difference."

"What kind of sicko turns people into keychains?!"

"Don't worry about me, I'll be fine!"

"Catch us if you can, you big throw-rug!" (to Warumonzaemon)

Joe

"I tried positive thinking once. I was positive about one thing: I positively hated it!"

"We don't need a map to know we're lost."

"It's depressing... unless you're a big fan of charcoal."

"I have a question, do we trust a pink ping-pong ball with wings?" (about Piximon)

"Could you yell a little quieter?"

"Am I the only one who finds strolling leisurely through the sewers just slightly DISGUSTING?"

"The attention span of a gnat..." (about Tai)

"Can anyone explain why we're tiptoeing instead of RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES?!"

"Would you PLEASE stop taunting the deranged android?!" (to Tai)

"We'll never get out of here alive. I knew I wouldn't like summer camp, but would my parents listen to me?"

"It is ALWAYS better to be safe than sorry. Think first."

"Didn't this use to be wall?"

"Did I just hear you eating AGAIN?!" (to Gomamon)

"If I starve, who're you gonna protect?!" (to Gomamon who ate all the food)

"I am brave! You're right! I am the bravest one here!"

"There ARE people in the church! Dancing! Badly, I might add."

"You don't wanna eat me, I'm mostly gristle anyway!"

"Then we can stay here in the digital world for up to.... Let's see, carry the four, divide by three.... A really, really long time!"

"I... I want you to count on me."

"Bad dog, bad dog!" (to Gomamon)

"I shouldn't wear these pants. They ride up when I do a lot of walking."

"Fortunately, I landed on the one part of my body that has a built-in airbag." (after falling on his backside ^^;)

"You people drive me crazy!"

"D'you think he'd mind rescheduling our destruction?"

"I wonder if superheroes are listed in the phone book..."

"Yeah, good old Joe. You can always rely on him... to fall into the mud or off a cliff."

"Do you think when this whole thing started that we had any idea what the right thing to do was? Of course not! But that didn't stop us, did it. Maybe we're here for a reason. Maybe we're the only ones who can do it!"

"Just my luck. The second I start enjoying vacation, another monster tries to destroy the world."

"This is the worst recurring nightmare I've ever been awake for."

"He was meaner than a cat taking a bath." (about Ogremon)

"This is one of those days where everything goes wrong..."

"I'm not trying to put you on the spot or anything like that. I just think we all really believe in you, Tai."

"Listen, you never hear ME complaining!"

Matt

"We're caught between a rock and two sets of teeth!"

"Great! Anybody bring a helicopter?"

"Bat-for-brains took off, but I'm sure he'll return soon, and he won't be happy!... of course, he's never happy..." (about Myotismon)

"We've sacrificed too much to give up now!"

"Has anybody noticed, we talk a lot about food."

"Boy, that's productive. This thing puts the pieces together, and then it takes them apart."

"I finally got it figured out. If I'm ever gonna change, I have to do it on my own. On my own. The others can't help me."

"You know you're beaten. Face it like a mon!" (to Apocalymon)

"The sky is, like, short-circuiting!"

"I knew I should have brought my bug spray." (confronted with Kuwagamon)

"I've never let anyone get close to me before."

"No question, man, you are the dude of doodles!" (to Tai)

"Put your fists down when you talk to me..."

"Moving right along, folks... keep it moving... Our next stop on the tour will be the forest of irrelevant road signs. No pictures, please."

"Computer guys can never just tell you what's wrong. They have to spend all day explaining it to you..."

"I swore I would never let anyone see me cry. But really, all I ever wanted to do was cry."

Mimi

"No linen table cloths? Well, I guess we can rough it."

"Uh oh, he's in computer dork mode, this could last a while!" (about Izzy)

"Palmon, who's the talking dessert?" (about Sukamon)

"Can we go some time before winter sets in?!"

"Bad kitty!" (to Leomon)

"This isn't funny, I'm being chased by a giant stuffed bear!"

"What can I say, when you've got it, you've got it!"

"Excuse me Mr. Whatever-mon, but are you talking to us?"

"Girl power!"

"Nice hair, good colour!" (reaction to Angemon)

"I think I broke a nail."

"I'm having deja vu all over again!"

"Gabumon, may I use you as a pillow?"

"I keep thinking about cheeseburgers... and I don't even eat cheeseburgers..."

"Oh, it's the end! It's over! Myotismon will rule the world! This is terrible! Now my family's going to suffer, and so are my friends. There's gotta be something I can do!"

"I wanna see the camp therapist!"

Izzy

"Could things get any worse?!... probably."

"Indifference is the key to success."

"How come every time I ask, you never let me join in the fight?!"

"It's a twisted alien joke!"

"Gomamon, stop playing in the water! I can't catch any fish if you keep on warning them away!"

"Um, this might be a stupid question, but how come we're not still falling?"

"You're a bully and a- a ruffian!" (to Tai)

"It's a simple task, Mimi, even you'll catch on."

"It is important to breathe into your thoughts until they disintegrate and slowly turn into mush."

"After careful deliberation I have concluded that it would be rude to allow this cuisine to become cold... SO DIG IN GUYS!"

"Are your brain cells malfunctioning?!" (to Tai)

"I've got this little pink thing following me everywhere..." (about Motimon)

"I know I shouldn't watch this, but I can't take my eyes off!" (watching Angewomon and LadyDevimon catfighting)

"What's black and white and green? Two skunks fighting over a pickle!"

"Prodigious!"

"That's very demented!"

TK

"We're too little to eat, and I'm full of junk food!"

"I want a bed that doesn't move!"

"Fighting's no good at solving problems, all you did was mess up your fur and scare all the baby Digimon!"

"My parents still haven't forgiven me for the time I painted the kitty cat."

"Maybe it's an invisible train!"

"I don't want to fight, EVER!"

"Laughing's the best part of friendship."

"They're fighting worse than me and Matt. And they're not even brothers!"

"At least kids make up fast!"

"I promise I'll do whatever I can to protect Kari."

"What am I thinking?! I HAVE to climb it! Sora told me to be brave no matter how scared I get! Looks dangerous. You go first."

"Now Kari's afraid! I can't let her see that I am too!"

"I promise you, Matt, I'll never give up the fight."

Kari

"I'm sorry I can't kick the ball very well, you'll probably never want to play with me again." (her first words to Tai after getting out of the hospital)

"I didn't want to slow everyone down."

"We don't need no stinkin' crests!"

Digidestined Digimon

"That's not your everyday kind of flying horse, Joe." -Gomamon

"There is nothing entertaining about Etemon." -Tentomon

"I hate running away!" -Ikkakumon

"I may be a lady but I am not a pushover!" -Palmon

"Be careful, that's Cherrymon. Lord of the forest, and the best reason for the existence of termites." -Gabumon

"And what does that mean in plain English, for those of us who didn't major in engineering?" -Tentomon (to Izzy)

"So you would rather spend your time with programs than people?" -Tentomon (to Izzy)

"You're strong when you're hungry!" -Gomamon (to Joe who is strangling him)

"In the words of our friends, he's, like, a loser!" -Gomamon

"Can I please teach this arrogant digi-toad a lesson?" -Patamon (about Elecmon)

"No one likes you more than me, and it hurts me deeply to say this, but YOU'RE A SPOILED BRAT!" -Palmon (to Mimi)

"He's so big and I'm... not." -Patamon

"You've just begun to see our power!" -Kabuterimon

"This is going to be the big one. Joe, it's time to show your true self!" -Ikkakumon

"Even my needles feel numb!" -Togemon

"The forces of good are more powerful!" -Angemon

"I've never heard of a virus giving someone a cold shoulder!" -Tentomon

"It's really hard to feel threatened by a bowling ball with feathers." -Gatomon (to DemiDevimon)

"Some day I'll digivolve too!" -Patamon

"My friend Sora is what's called a human being. Yes, we know they look funny. In spite of this, they are all actually very nice." -Biyomon (to Yokomon)

"Cherrymon was wrong! Friendship, loyalty, they're more than just words, they're real. And they matter! I'm going to prove it to you!" -MetalGarurumon

"My friends call me Motimon! Everyone does, actually." -Motimon

"Whoa! He's about as repulsive as they come!" -Tentomon (about Raremon)

"We're not just digital monsters, we're much more than that. We're kinda cute!" -Koromon

"Do you think you put too much emphasis on appearance?" -Palmon (to Mimi)

"As usual, I'm right!" -Tentomon

"Matt, I'm just letting you know that my fur's going to get wet and I'm going to stink!" -Gabumon

"Hey, why don't you pick on someone one-tenth your own size?!" -Gatomon

"A C?! Forget about Myotismon, this is a REAL disaster!" -Gomamon

"Oh! I'm a trump card, huh?" -Agumon

"I wanna see a little get-up-and-gomamon!" -Gomamon

"I'm still not sure what you mean by trying to find yourself, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't look in here." -Gabumon

"I didn't wait for my entire life for you to arrive just for you to wallow in self-pity." -Gabumon

"Warumonzaemon is about as cuddly as a porcupine." -Patamon

"I'm surging with energy! Quick, get me a scratching post!" -Gatomon

"Whaddya mean 'hopefully' it'll work?! That's what the captain of the Titanic said!" -Palmon

"Tentomon digivolve to Kabu-never mind..." -Tentomon (lacking energy to digivolve)

"I'm cuter in person!" -Gomamon

"Don't we get points for enthusiasm?" -Gomamon

Digimon

"Don't expect me to play stupid games with you, I'm far too wise for that." -Devimon

"AAAAH! I'M MELTING!" -LadyDevimon (dying)

"I'm in the mood for a game of aerial attack!" -Unimon

"Oh, it's just a bird. A large bird, I grant you. A large, ANGRY bird!" -Phantomon

"Is there no end to your stupidity? Well, maybe I can put an end to it for you." -Etemon

"You're the one with the big hat, you think of something!" -Chumon (to Mimi)

"After that, I was sucked up by a black hole. I think it gave me indigestion." -Metaletemon

"Evil is everywhere so don't savour your victory." -Devimon

"Why can't the bad guys ever win?!" -Ogremon

"You know us monsters, we love to gossip." -Leomon

"It's not every day your lunch saves your life." -Whamon

"I'm going to have to punish you by playing a little piece..." -Etemon

"You say you want a digivolution? Well the answer's NO!" -Etemon

"Didn't anyone ever tell you not to play with fire, someone could get hurt, namely me!" -Ogremon (to Greymon)

"Well, next time try not to land on my head." -Frigimon

"Remind me to call you the next time I have trouble with my landlord." -Ogremon (to the digidestined after they beat Apocalymon)

"Look, I'm a virus type digimon. You guys are data and vaccine types. If I hang around here too long, I'll get sick to my stomach." -Ogremon

"MWAHAHAHA... wait a minute, what am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!" -Apocalymon

"We all make mistakes, remember disco?" -DemiDevimon

"I rule this sea with an iron fist, an iron tail... an iron everything, really." -Metalseadramon

Other

"Just trust me, after all I'm the floating glowing guy." -Gennai

"Fear not, for I am a friend to all, and yet I am a friend to none." -Gennai

"Daddy, give me that toy I want that doll! If I don't get one right now I'm gonna start screaming at the top of my lungs!" -Brat on the train (about Yokomon)

"And luggage doesn't make a sound, you got me? Or else it's liable to get itself thrown out of the car!" -Duane (to digidestined)

"And all this time I never knew you had a sense of humour!" -Mr Izumi (to Izzy)

"He was only at camp for half a day. I wonder what happened to make him change so much?" -Mrs Izumi (about Izzy)

"Everyone always thinks he's perfect. But that's too much to expect of him. We've got to give him the freedom to become his own man. He's got to make mistakes, that's part of what it is to be a kid." -Mrs Izumi (about Izzy)

"You know, I think we drive pretty close to Highton View Terrace. Let's see, first we take the freeway to the parkway to the throughway, and... oh. That's the wrong way." -Bus driver

"I guess if the sun doesn't come up tomorrow, we'll know you failed!" -Jim

Two-liners

Piximon: Just a little further...
Joe: That's about the seventh time he's said that.

Izzy: Didn't I see this guy in one of my nightmares?!
Matt: Maybe you should be more careful what you dream!

Izzy: Do you know what I'm thinking?
Mimi: I have a feeling you're going to tell us.

Sora: It makes us seem so small and insignificant. Like nothing we do really matters.
Tai: Of course it matters. We can't take the chance that it doesn't.

Gomamon: We'll be back in time to eat!
Tai: Or GET eaten.

Tai: It's all my fault, right Sora?
Sora: Yeah!... uh, I mean...

Mimi: Don't be so hard on yourself, Tai, even if you have made a big icky mess of things.
Tai: Thanks, Mimi...

Tai: What do you think Gennai meant when he said we weren't taking proper care of our Digimon?
Joe: Beats me. We've done everything but give them an allowance.

Mimi: It's even bigger than a skyscraper!
Palmon: You're right! What's a skyscraper, Mimi?

Izzy: I bet if we could stop this gear from turning, we'd stop Devimon right in his tracks!
Tentomon: Or even better, we could NOT do that. Wouldn't THAT be fun!

Izzy: It just goes to show you, Mimi, that sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.
Mimi: That's not much of a compliment...

Joe: Well, it doesn't look or feel weird to me!
Izzy: Perhaps my definition of weird differs to yours.

Mimi: There must be thousands of them!
Joe: I'd say under a hundred.

Matt: Watch the hair, man.
Tai: Is that what you call it? I thought some bird had made a nest on your head!

Tentomon: Whenever my skin gets dirty, I just shed it!
Izzy: That would be difficult for me...

Mimi: I had singing lessons for three years.
Izzy: Maybe you should get a refund!

Palmon: We have to do this!
Mimi: Aww, do we have to?

Matt: I was only resting my eyes!
Joe: Well, your eyes were snoring pretty loudly.

(The kids are being swept downstream inside Whamon)
Sora: Sooner or later this has to lead to an exit!
Izzy: It does but you don't want to know about it!

Izzy: What could be more fun than solving a cryptogram that nobody else can?
Tentomon: I can think of lots of things...

Andromon: I'm normally a non-violent Digimon.
Tai: You coulda fooled us.

Izzy: The universe is expanding.
Joe: My feet are expanding. We've been walking all day...

Joe: I told you that we need to ration which means to save food for later, as in MUCH LATER!
Gomamon: But it is later, Joe, you told me that twenty minutes ago!

Ikkakumon: So tired... sinking...
Joe: Sinking is bad!

Patamon: I am not a pig, TK!
TK: It's okay to be a pig!

TK: Are you saying you can't remember where you came from?!
Patamon: Can you remember stuff from when you were a baby, TK?

TK: You could hurt someone!
Elecmon: Of course I could, that's what I was trying to do!

Tai: Is that Myotismon?
Matt: He's been taking steroids!

Tai: Ah, c'mon guys, the cold isn't that terrible!
Izzy: Perhaps not, if you're a polar bear or a penguin.

Sora: Lighten up a little, Joe, we're just trying to look on the positive side of things.
Joe: Bleaah!

Joe: We don't know if they're fit for human consumption.
Tai: Then I'll be the guinea pig! If I turn purple, you'll know they're not edible!

Matt: You're a basketcase!
Joe: I am just trying to be careful, unlike the rest of you weirdos.

Joe: You're both making me a nervous wreck. Just give me a chance to think. Don't be difficult!
Matt: What?! You are the most difficult person I ever met!

Gomamon: Sometimes I just hafta trick him!
Joe: Did you just say something?

TK: Hey Biyomon, are there really snakes here?
Biyomon: No, just giant flying killer bugs...

Biyomon: Eat as much as you want. We have more than enough for seconds.
Joe: Yeah, well, there's probably a good reason for that.

Izzy: Very curious. Does Joe always behave like this?
Tai (wearily): Every single day.

Tai: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
Izzy: I'd settle for a small cow.

Matt: Why didn't you tell us you had a compass back when we needed one?!
Mimi: I thought it might be kind of fun to see how far we could get without one!

Izzy: What's a Shellmon?!
Tentomon: Something that gets mad for no reason!

Agumon: Give me a diversion!
Tai: Hey, Shellmon! Ugly! Over here!

Matt: And let the monsters beware!
Joe: Well, my plan is to avoid all monsters. Yup, that's my plan.

Tentomon: They're fighting over territory.
Palmon: Well they can just have it then!

Joe: I know it's gonna be hard to find a friend as great as I am, Gomamon. But, you'll have to try.
Gomamon: Not a problem. I took an ad out in the personals. I've got five interviews lined up for next week.

Tai: Everybody's hungry, we have to find some food.
Joe: That is a good plan. I like that plan a lot.

Gabumon: You're the man!
Matt: And you're the wolfman!

Gabumon: What a wonderful sound!
Tai: Maybe to a Saint Bernard with a horn on his forehead.

Palmon: You know, when Mimi's in a good mood, it's hard to be around her and not be happy too.
Mimi: It's just my little gift to the world!

Sora: See, I told you we were close!
Tai: We'll give you a medal later...

Tai: Bases loaded, two out, we need a slam dunk!
Sora: Huh?

Gomamon: Maybe your harmonica playing is keeping him in hiding!
Joe: Everybody's a critic!

Matt: I've been living a lie.
Gabumon: You're not a real blond?

TK: Gee Matt, you look different. Did you cut your hair or something?
Matt: Nah, I just haven't been using as much gel.

Tai: You know, I'm starting to think we have a strange-looking group of friends.
Mimi: Well, they might not have the best fashion sense but they're the best friends we've ever had!

Izzy (to Tai): I know it's important for me to stay here and protect Kari, but in the meantime, who's going to protect you?
Tentomon: Tends to be a bit stubborn, doesn't he!

Tai: I'm fine!
Izzy: That's funny, that's the exact same thing General Custer said at Little Bighorn.

Izzy: That makes sense. Even on Earth, some species became extinct during the process of evolution. In fact, the Tasmanian tiger was one of those -
Apocalymon: SILENCE!... who's the one telling the story anyway, me or you?!

Apocalymon: Why should you get to laugh when I am forced to cry? Why do you get to taste the best life has got on offer while all I get to do is choke on its leftovers? Answer me this: WHY DO ALL OF YOU GET THE PIZZA WHILE I GET THE CRUST?
Mimi: I can't take all these metaphors!

Izzy: Fascinating! Our bodies are being broken down into little pieces of digital data!
Tai: FASCINATING?!

Tai: Is this it? Have we lost?
Matt: I'd say that's a pretty good conclusion.

Gabumon: We can't stop fighting now just because of a little setback!
Biyomon: So what we're bits of information, we have no tags and crests, we can't digivolve and we're facing the most powerful enemy of all time! I don't see what the problem is!

Matt: A great darkness?!
Joe: Don't look now, but... it's pretty dark.

TK: What do we do now, Sora?
Sora: Running comes to mind!

TK: What if you get, like, dead or something?
Matt: Never happen!

Izzy: Inconceivable!
Tai: Incon-what?

Cherrymon: Haven't you ever seen a talking tree before?
Matt: Not many...

Joe: This is getting weird!
Matt: And floating in the sky is normal?

Myotismon: I need to be alone.
Demidevimon: I'll come with ya!

Joe: That's impossible! You mean all those adventures took less time than it does to say "get a haircut"?
Mimi: Please, Joe, don't exaggerate! Imagine getting your hair done in such a short amount of time!

Joe: But those are halibut. They're salt-water fish.
Jennai: You are right. So I have to feed them popcorn, salted pretzels and tons of salted nuts.

Sora: Wow, Joe, why not just eat the bones too?
Joe: Hey, I was hungry!

Tsunomon: You people are lucky! You get to eat this stuff every day!
Matt: A little louder, why don'tcha. There's a couple of people who aren't staring at us yet.

Sora: After all we've been through, he can't possibly be thinking of going.
Tai: Okay, let's go.

Puppetmon (dying): What is it those kids have that I don't?
Puppetmon's house: Friends...

Tai: Aw, that place isn't so hot.
Sora: You're not kidding, the heating never worked!

Matt: We've learned a lot.
Joe: Yeah, like how to scrub floors and starve half to death.

Izzy: The fog's clearing!
Joe: Great, now we can clearly see we're lost.

Tai: Maybe she wants to chop off our heads.
Joe: Don't even joke about that...

Mimi: Sorry we're late. Joe fell in the river.
Joe: You're the one who kept going "I'm bored, I'm tired!" and had to rest every five minutes!

Jennai: I also installed a new screensaver, you know the one with the coloured fishes swimming around? I really like that one!
Izzy: Great minds do think alike!

Agumon: Wow, Matt's like a grown-up.
Gabumon: If only he'd get a haircut.

Myotismon: I have made more copies of the eighth child's crest. The one you have is a copy too.
Gatomon: So, I'm a copycat?

Sora's mother: I thought you were a stuffed animal!
Biyomon: Life's full of surprises.

Joe: I'm not exploring anywhere. I say we stay right where we are.
Matt: Yeah, let's wait for that giant bug to come get us.

Izzy: Just one more thing.
Tai: Why do I wanna throw up whenever you say 'one more thing'?

Izzy: We've been walking in circles...
Tentomon: Well, we could walk in squares...

Motimon: Izzy was taking a self-improvement class.
Izzy: I improved so much I flunked right out.

Etemon: You're becoming a nuisance.
Joe: Of course. I'm a teenager.

Matt: He's got a lot of anger.
TK: And he gets mad easily too.

Three-liners

TK: Does this mean I don't have to brush my teeth any more?
Izzy: We've got bigger problems to worry about, TK.
Matt: But do us all a favour and don't stop brushing.

Tai: Let's move out!
Izzy: Roger.
Mimi: He forgot his name!

Gomamon: You look bummed.
Joe: How'm I supposed to take care of you, is there a handbook or something? I feel very inadequate.
Gomamon: Me too!

Sukamon: I feel like a whole new person!
Chumon: Whole new person!
Mimi: I hope this one isn't as big a pain as the last one!

Patamon: Leomon is our friend!
TK: With big teeth!
Patamon: He uses them for smiling!

Tentomon: It's a sign!
Izzy: You mean from above?
Tentomon: No, here on the ground...

Palmon: Now that I think about it, she has kind of gone off the deep end.
Tai: Oh, you noticed?
Gomamon: You're so observant!

Koromon: It's destroying our village!
Tentomon: Does rock and roll have this effect in your world?
Sora: Only on our parents.

Joe: Okay, don't panic. I'm still in control and feeling strong.
Sora: Okay...
Joe: WAAAH I DON'T WANNA BE SOMEONE'S APPETISER I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TO MED SCHOOL!

Joe: His power comes from evil but I know that good can beat him with time.
Sora: What if it's too late?
Joe: It's never too late to fight evil!

Gomamon: When the small and weak join forces to fight for a good purpose, they can often bring about the downfall of the big and powerful.
Ogremon: Graah! Get off me!
Gomamon: Then again, sometimes they haven't got a chance!

Patamon: TK, will you stop crying, because you're making me cry!
TK: I- I- I was just crying because you were crying!
Patamon: Well, if you're crying because I'm crying, and I'm crying because you're crying, then neither one of us needs to be crying, do we.

TK: I wanna build an igloo!
Palmon: I'll help... if you tell me what it is!
Tentomon: An igloo sounds scrumptious to me!

Mimi: Oh, my! I would just love to take (a Yokomon) home and put it on my bed with all my other stuffed animals!
Matt: There she goes again. Do you think Mimi hears the same things we hear? I'm not sure anymore.
Izzy: Maybe she's an alien spy.

Tai: Koromon! Are you crazy? Why'd you do it?
Koromon: Sorry... it's just, I'm trying to make a good impression.
Tai: Crazy guy.

Izzy: Well... perhaps (Mimi)'s off picking flowers. Or going on a nature hike.
Mimi (in distance): AAAAAAAH! HELP ME HELP MEEEEEEE!
Izzy (running): Okay, so she's not picking flowers.

Matt: Who says it ever gets dark here?
Izzy: That phenomenon would be unnatural.
Joe: And you call this natural?

Mimi: I'm getting cold, I need a warm blanket to help me sleep!
Tai: Hey, Gabumon! Watch it, Mimi may sneak up on you and steal your fur! So if you feel a little tug, it might be her about to cut your tail off!
Gabumon: Stop Tai! That's not funny!

Gomamon: Joe, why is it we're always walking UPhill?
Ogremon: Hey, yeah, it's freezing! *to Frigimon* Hey, d'you mind?! I'm starting to get numb back there! Give me a little room, willya! *to Meramon* You too, ya walking barbeque!
Joe: The walking uphill I can deal with. But I sure could use a pair of earplugs.

Joe: They don't call me Old Reliable for nothing.
Gomamon: But they don't.
Joe: I'll ignore that.

Izzy: It's the digital world of data.
Mimi: Data?! I'm too young to be dating!
Izzy: It's not the same...

Izzy: You'd better stop giving us orders or else!
Tai: Or else what?!
Izzy: I hadn't planned anything after 'or else'. I just thought it sounded tough.

Izzy: I'm not going to hit you, Tai.
Agumon: Can I hit him then?
Tentomon: I wouldn't mind a swipe myself.

Tai: I said ONE volunteer, not thirteen!
Mimi: I thought I'd keep you company.
Joe: And we're gonna keep Mimi company.

Tai: POLICE! HELP! MY CAT IS STUCK IN A TREE IN ODAIBA! HEEEEELP!
Matt: The police?!
Izzy: If the police do come, they'll lock him up for disturbing the peace.

Gatomon: I believe in my dreams and that's how I made it this far!
Myotismon: And just what have you really achieved? You believe in your worthless friends. And you believe that your dreams can come true. Dreams do not exist for the stupid!
Gatomon: If you believe in yourself, then dreams are real! And to make my dreams come true, I only have to do one thing... defeat YOU!

Izzy: I've taken this oil sample, measured the barometric pressure, and analysed the relative humidity.
Sora: And what did you find?
Izzy: It's really, really hot.

Longer dialogue

Joe: Where did all the fish come from?
Gomamon: If it's not broken, don't fix it!
Izzy: It's really just elementary, Joe, there's probably just a dimensional vortex fixed in the water.
Joe: Uh.

Tentomon: Tentomon digivolve to... Kabuterimon!
Izzy: My biology teacher would love to see this!
Palmon: Palmon digivolve to... Togemon!
Mimi: I do like the way our colours match!

Joe: Hey, do you think we when all get back, we'll be some kind of heroes? And win a whole bunch of awards, like an Emmy or something?
Gomamon: Joe!
Joe: Sorry! Old dopey me. Open mouth, insert foot. I mean, we can always come back, right guys? Right?
Gomamon: Joe.
Joe: Oh, I forgot. Faux pas. Time passes differently here than in our world. You guys will probably be long gone. Whoops, there goes the other foot.

Matt: Hmmm.
Gabumon: Hmmm.
Matt: Hmmm.
Gabumon: Hmmm. That says it all.

Sora: Okay, now that that's settled, let's get going.
Matt: Nothing's settled, and where would we go? We don't even know where we are!
Tai: This is silly, I say we keep moving and see if we can find any signs of intelligent life here.
Biyomon: Hey wait a minute, is he saying that Digimon are not intelligent? Is that what he's saying?

Tai: That is the last time I eat camp food!
Koromon: Hey, you don't need to be afraid of me! I'm your friend, I'm your friend, I'm your friend!
Tai: Uh... just what are you? Have you had your rabies shots?
Koromon: Everything's gonna alright now, Tai! I've been waiting for you!
Tai: Waiting for me?!
Koromon: My name's Koromon! And we're... partners!
Tai: "Koromon"? That means... talking head?
Koromon: It means "brave little warrior". And don't forget it, Tai!

Joe: What was that, a floating fish market?
Gomamon: Lucky for us those fish were having a school reunion! Haha!
Joe: Huh?
Gomamon: I'm kidding! Those fish are good friends of mine, and I just asked them for a lift!
Joe: Wow, all this time I thought I was allergic to seafood. Thank you!

Izzy: Without a compass, we don't even know which way is north!
Tentomon: Wait, I do!
Izzy: Well, which way is it?
Tentomon: It's the opposite of south!

Tai: Hello? Hey Mom, it's me!
Tai's phone: At the tone the time will be exactly 45 miles per hour and 90 seconds.
Tai: Something's wrong or Mom's flipped.
Mimi's phone: Tomorrow's forecast calls for clear skies with occasional icecream.
Mimi: What do you wear for that?
Matt's phone: This number only exists in your imagination. Please hang up and don't call back.
Matt: What planet did I dial?

Tai (holding fish over fire): This is where I wish we had a microwave!
Matt: Me too, because you're about to lose your fingers! Why don't you use a stick!
Tai: How'd you come up with that, Matt?
Matt: 'Cos I'm da man!

Mimi: Wow, everybody's being so nice, so sweet!
Palmon: It must be because of your charming personality!
Ogremon: Something tells me we should just nod our heads and go along.
Meramon: Yeah, right.
Gomamon: Come on, admit it Joe! Say it! She's charming!
Joe (blushing): SHE'S NOT CHARMING! I mean she is! I'm... not going to have this conversation!

Izzy: Thinking scientifically, we're the first humans to be digitally processed! Technically, we're pioneers! Like Marco Polo!
Tentomon: Oh, I know what *he's* famous for! Marco!
Agumon: Polo!
Tentomon: Marco!
Patamon: Polo!
Tentomon: Marco!
Biyomon: Polo!

Fujiyama: Look at those dirty little toys you're carrying! Where'd you get 'em?
Tai: Uh, toys?
Motimon: Who's he callin' a dirty little toy? That's not -
Izzy (covering his mouth): You can't let anyone know you can talk!
Matt (covering Tsunomon's mouth): Pretend to be stuffed animals!
Tai: Oh, these toys! Well, you see... they're stuffed...
Fujiyama: Yes, Tai. I can see that.
Sora: Uh, we found them here!
Joe: Yeah, that's right! You see, we were hiking up an uncharted trail, when we came across these stuffed toys that someone had thrown away. Makes perfect sense to me!
Fujiyama: Who in their right mind would hike up an uncharted trail just to throw away seven stuffed animals?
Tai: Exactly our point, and that's why we think littering is crazy, right gang?
Everyone: Yup!

Joe: Now that we're home, we don't have to eat leaves any more! We can eat cheeseburgers!
Mimi: That's right, and pepperoni pizza!
TK: And french fries!
Matt: And ice cream!
Sora: Yeah, and broccoli!
Everyone: BROCCOLI?!

Wizardmon: I know you helped me, but I don't have anything for you.
Gatomon: I don't want anything. You must be very lonely to say that.
Wizardmon: What do you mean?
Gatomon: When you've been alone for a long time, your heart becomes very hard. It happens to everyone, you know. Even me.

Mrs Tachikawa: I just can't stand this place one second longer!
Mr Tachikawa (jovially): Well, you've been wanting to get away, look at this as a vacation!
Mrs Tachikawa: WHO ASKED YOU TO TALK?!... I'm sorry, children, I didn't mean to yell. It's just that I'm not used to being held captive by creatures from another world.
Some guy: Don't worry, lady, you'll get used to it!
Mrs Tachikawa: But I don't wanna get used to it, I wanna go home and sleep in my own bed! I wanna live life to the fullest, I wanna clean lint out of my dryer, I wanna pick up after my doggie! I wanna know what's happening on my soap operas!

Joe: I should have known. What made me think the boats would be working when nothing else is?
Gomamon: It could be worse. We could be stuck in some crazy -
Joe: Please stop saying it could be worse. I have news for you, pal, it IS worse! The whole world is stuck in turmoil, and we're waiting for a ride into town!
Gomamon: We might as well just give up right now!
Joe: Well, I wouldn't go that far... after all, it could be worse...