Tai Cleans His Room
by Machinehead

Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, it belong to some Japanese guy. (now that my concience is clear)

Note: I meant for this to be a crappy fic, hope you enjoy

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Tai woke up and jumped out of his bed, landing on some dirty clothes and falling with a sharp, unidentifiable object about six inches infront of his face. The noise of his fall had startled his mother who came rushing in.

Mrs. Kamiya- Tai! What happened?

Tai- I fell on some clothes

Mrs. Kamiya- My goodness Tai, look at this room. You are going to clean this mess up today, right after breakfast.

Tai- But I had plans today

Mrs. Kamiya- You're going to have to cancel.

Tai angrily ate his breakfast and called all his friends to cancel his plans they had, Sora was especially disappointed for some reason.

Tai- Alright, this won't be so hard. How bad could my room, really be? *Takes a good look at his room* This is going to kill me.

Tai began by picking up the dreaded clothes that hurt him earlier.

Tai- Mom! I'm gonna need more clothesbaskets!

Mrs. Kamiya- How many?

Tai- About fifteen!

Tai got the baskets and re-started picking up clothes, 'why do I have so many of the same shirt, shorts and socks? Oh yeah, I'm too lazy to wash them. Maybe I should buy some different clothes; I could probably ask Mimi for help. Oh man! All this work must be getting to my brain.'

Kari- Hi Tai, what ya doing?

Tai- Huh? Hi Kari, I'm attempting suicide.

Kari- But you're only cleaning your room...Oh, I see. Have you seen Meeko around?

Tai- Maybe you'll find her somewhere in here.

Kari- OK

Tai had gotten Kari to help, not that it's that hard to do (she's really nice). It took a couple of hours but they got the many replicas of Tai's clothes picked up, and it only took thirteen baskets!

Kari- Hey Tai are these yours?

Kari held up a pair of pink boxers with hearts on them. Inside the hearts "Sora" was stitched. He immediately grabbed his personal property and turned and unknown shade of red.

Tai- If you find anything else like this just give it to me and don't ask questions.

Kari- Alright

Their next big (used loosely) task was to clear out all the newly discovered toys and other pieces of clutter. Kari immediately found a pokémon doll; she gave it to Tai, didn't ask questions and returned to cleaning while giggling uncontrollably. Tai quickly hid it in his pile of things to throw out.

Mrs. Kamiya- Tai, Kari, lunch is ready!

Tai and Kari came out of the room scratched, cut and exhausted.

Mrs. Kamiya- What happened to you two?

Kari- We found Meeko

Tai- She was under a giant stuffed bear

Tai and Kari slowly ate their lunch, as they weren't to eager to get back to work. When they finally limped back to Tai's room they bagged all the stuff to be thrown out or given away. It took an hour. Before they returned to picking up Kari found a piece of paper and began reading.

Kari- Tai, is Sora you're girlfriend?

Tai- No, where'd you hear that?

Kari- From this note.

Tai grabbed the note and began reading.

Tai- HOLY CRAP! I've got to call Sora!

As Tai made his call, Kari (being as nice as she is) began cleaning again. Tai soon returned with a hugh smile, and jumping around like he did when they defeated Venom Myotismon.

Kari- I take it you got a date.

Tai- Oh yeah, let's hurry and clean up!

Tai began moving really fast (anime style) while Kari looked on. In only a couple minutes he was half way done.

Tai- Let's bag now!

Again moving really fast he bagged his piles into some really big garbage bags.

Tai- Kari, why was I moving so fast?

Kari- Cause you have a date with Sora.

Tai- OH YEAH!

Tai moved even faster and bagged at the same time. Kari just walked out, cause her brother's rapid movements were scarring her. Tai had finished and was dragging five large garbage bags out the door with his newfound strength. He threw the bags down the garbage shoot, and returned to the apartment.

Tai- Mom! I'm going out now! Won't be back till late!

Kari- Tai! Wait!

Tai- What is it Kari?

Kari- Don't forget these.

Kari gave her brother his pink boxers with Sora hearts, Tai didn't have time to be embarrassed and he quickly changed. He then ran out the door.

Mrs. Kamiya- Bye Tai, don't forget to take a ...*door slams* jacket.