Fic Title: The Question...
Author: Kenji kotaro
Rating: PG 13
Characters: Takeru
Description: What would happen if Takeru asked everyone the hardest question to answer to a 6 year old.

The Question...

Takeru was thinking hard.. he wanted to know soemthign about life. He then saw Yamoto watching t.v he decided to ask him "Yamoto! I have a question..."

"what is it Takeru?" Said Yamoto.

"Where do babies come from?" Asked Takeru.

Yamoto was shocked. He knew Takeru would ask this question soem day but he hoped it wasn't to him. "Uh...Well... Uh.. When a man... Uh... Go ask Taichi!!!" Yamoto said, knowing Taichi wouldn't know what to say.

"Okay." Takeru then walked over the Taichi's house.

"Whew... I did not want to get into that!" Said Yamoto after Takeru left. He then got an idea. He ran to the phone and said. "Hello! Koushiro! I need you to look osmehting up for me. Try www.wheredobabiescomefrom.com. I know where they come from!! I need a way to tell Takeru!" Said Yamoto. "eww... it's that kind of site? Try www.babies.com!"

Takeru had just reached Taichi's house. Taichi was doing his homework whne Takeru entered the room."Taichi. I have a question..." Said Takeru.

Taichi turned around and faced Takeru. "What is it?" he said.

"Where do babies come from?" Asked Takeru.

Taichi was stunned. "Uh..." He then got an idea. "Good question! Ask Jyoua nd then tell me what he said!" Taichi knw Jyou would probably know and explain it in a neasy way for Takeru. He acted liek he didn't know so he could get out of it.

"Okay." said Takeru. He walked off. "Would Kari know?" he asked.

"I... don't... think... so..." Said Taichi. Takeru walked off. "Thank God I got rid of him..." Taichi then went back to his homework.

Yamoto was still talking with Koushiro. "WHAT??!! Another porno site?? Where do these people come from?!! Try www.howtotellkidsimportantquestions.com I don't see how that could have any porno on it! IT DOES??!!!" shouted Yamoto. "What kind of sick people are there in the world?!"

Takeru had finaly reached Jyou's house. He walked into Jyou's room and said. "Jyou! I have a question."

"What is it, Takeru?" Said Jyou.

"Where do babies come from?" Asked Takeru, once again.

"WHAT?!!!" Shouted Jyou. "shouldn't you ask someone else this?"

"I asked Yamoto. he said ask Taichi. Taichi said to ask you." Said Takeru.

"Ohh... Why did they do this to me...? Try asking Koushiro! He would know!" Said Jyou.

"Okay. I wish someone would tell me!" Said Takeru as he was walking out.

Takeru had made it to Koushiro's house. He wandered into Koushiro's room. He then saw the site Koushiro was looking at.

"AW DARNIT!! ANOTHER PORNO SITE!!" Scream Koushiro, about to throw his laptop out the window.

"What's a porno site?" Said Takeru.

"AAAHH!!! TAKERU!" Shouted Koushiro as he droped the phone (Which Yamoto was still on) "It's nothing important!!" said Koushiro, closing JOL (Japan Online!)

Yamoto was shouting intot he other end. "TAKERU'S THERE!!! KOUSHIRO!! KOUSHIRO!!!ANSWER THE _#@*%)(@#%* PHONE!!" Screamed Yamoto.

"I have an important question!" said Takeru. "You smart you have to know! Where do babies come from?"

Koushiro used the simplest answer he knew. "well.. When a man loves a woman. They get married and..."

Yamoto overheard the coversation. He hung up the phone and ran to Koushiro's house. When he reached the house he grabbed Koushiro's head and started slamming it on the table repeatedly. "WHAT IS GOD'S NAME DID YOU TELL HIM??!!!" He screamed.

"YAMOTO!! Stop!!" Shotued Takeru. "He told me that after 2 people get married they call the stork and the brings the baby to them!" Said Takeru. (it's what I was told when I was 6! Did you actualy think I would have Takeru learn the TRUTH)

"Ohh... yeah... The stork..." Said Yamoto, lifting up koushiro's (now unconsious body) and putting it on the bed. "if he asks anyhting later he slipped and fell on his head and landed in his bed." Siad Yamoto, pointing at Koushiro.

"okay!" Said Takeru. He walked off, happy that he knew the answer to his question.

7 years later Takeru learned the TRUTH. (Don't ask me why I Capitalize it!) but that's another story I WONT write.

The End.