A Litte Conversation

In a deep dark lair 7 Evil Digimon were talking...

"I WANT MORE OF SERVER!! DANG IT!!" Shouted Etemon, in anger. "All I have is the wimpy little desert and the Eastern coast!!! Vampire boy over there has the forrests, the jungles, the lakes-- EVERYTHING ELSE!!!"

"HEY!! Don't call me Vampire boy you poor excuse for an Elvis impersonator!!" Myotismon shouted. Slamming his fist on a conference table.

"I AM THE KING BABY!! ELVIS COPIED MY ACT!!!" Etemon shouted.

"DARN YOU!!!" Myotismon shouted.

"Calm down you two! I'm sure we can talk this out in a sane manor!" Devimon said, trying to calm the monkey and the Vampire down.

"SHUT UP!!" They both shouted.

"Stop it now!! Both of you!" Piedmon shouted in anger. "I promise you all, when the Chosen Children are all killed we'll split the Digimon World and Earth in equal shares. But for you now you have to settle for what you have!!"

"But he has more land!! Heck that stupid champion level Digimon has more land than I do!!" Etemon shouted, pointing at Devimon.

"Touch of Evil!!" Devimon shouted, attacking Etemon.

"Hey! Don't make me sing you a lullabye!!!" Etemon shouted in anger.

".....Can we have one meeting where he DOESN'T sing?" Machinedramon asked, sweatdropping.

"Hey! There ain't nothing wrong with my singing! You all don't appreciate fine singing at all!!" Etemon shouted in anger.

"Etemon... CUT IT OUT!!" MetalSeadramon shouted, annoyed.

"Grrrrrr.... Don't make me... I can bring Vampire boy and Boze to their knees if I wanted to!!" Etemon shouted.

"PUPPET PUMMEL!!!" Puppetmon shouted, hitting Etemon over the head with his mallet. "Shut up!!"

"OW! Hey!! Pinocchio!! Quit it!!" Etemon shouted.

"What did you call me?!!!" Puppetmon shouted, holding his mallet in anger.

"I called you Pinocchio! Now go on home to Gepetto before I kick you over there!!" Etemon shouted.

"PUPPET PUMMEL---" Puppetmon was then grabbed from behind by Myotismon. "Hey! Lemme go!!"

"Calm down Puppetmon. The Chosen Children will destroy him easly." Myotismon said.

"What did you say Dracula? You wanna fight me? Come on!! Put up your dukes!!" Etemon shouted, getting into a fighting position.

"NIGHT RAID!!" Myotismon shouted, Etemon was suddenly covered in bats.

"HEY! NO FAIR! NO FAIR! I HATE BATS!!" Etemon shouted.

"You should have thought of that before you called me Dracula." Myotismon said.

"All right!! Stop it stop it!! All of you!!" Piedmon shouted. "Now we're here to discuss our battle plan!!"

"Yeah yeah! We all know why Myotismon is the last one of us to fight the Chosen Children..." Etemon said.

"What are you implying?" Piedmon said, annoyed.

"Come on!! We all know that you're doing this to protect your little boy friend here!!" Etemon said, pointing at Myotismon, who was red with embarrassment.

"How dare you!! TRUMP SWORD!!" Piedmon shouted.

"Come one Piedmon! It was soooooo obvious!!!" MetalSeadramon said.

"....Was it really?" Myotismon asked.

"Myotismon!!" Piedmon shouted.

"I could tell since day1!" Devimon said.

"Yeah! I could tell too!!" Puppetmon shouted.

Piedmon sweatdropped. ".....Even you MetalSeadramon?"

"Machinedramon told me!" MetalSeadramon said.

"And I knew it since day 1!" Machinedramon said.

Myotismon and Piedmon sweatdropped.

".....Anyway, let us discuss our plan!" Piedmon said.

"Let me guess, you're boyfriend is the last of us to fight the chosen children!" Etemon shouted.

"DIE!!!" Piedmon shouted, drawing out a sword and chasing Etemon.

"AHHH!!!" Etemon shouted.

Myotismon sweatdropped. This was going to be a long meeting.

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After an hour of Etemon beating everyone got back to talking.

But...

"Piedmon!! I'm hungry!" Puppetmon whined.

"Oh God... Can't it wait?!" Piedmon asked.

"But I'm dying of starvation!" Puppetmon shouted, acting as if he was dying.

"Come to think of it I'm a little hungry too..." Devimon said.

"I'm dying as well--" Etemon was then interupted.

"Quiet you!!" Piedmon shouted. he then sighed. "Fine, we'll order some chinese."

"WOO HOO!!" Everyone cheered Piedmon quickly called Digitanemon's bar and ordered chinese.

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Devimon ate a piece of his Sweet&Sour pork and said. "Hey! I know how we can defeat them with out lifting a finger against them!"

"How? Send Clowny and his boyfriend after 'em?" Etemon shouted, he was then hit in the head with one of Myotismon's chop sticks. "OW!"

"Shut up!" Myotismon said, eating some more of his rice.

"No! We can create the ultimate weapon!! A Chimaera!!!" Devimon said.

"A chimaera!! is that possible?" Piedmon asked.

"Sure! We just these 4 things..." Devimon wrote a small list and handed it to Piedmon.

Piedmon read it. "We'll need....."

1 Lesser Demon from the Deepest layers of Hell
1 Angry sea serprent fromt he digital oceans
1 Evil dragon from the wastelands of Server
1 Mimi Tachikawa

"WHAT?!!" Myotismon shouted.

"The other three things will cost enough devimon! We don't need Mimi!" Piedmon said.

"Piedmon, which would you rather encounter? An angry demon or Mimi Tachikawa?" Devimon asked.

"The Demon!!!" Piedmon said in fear. "We must add Mimi to the Chimaera!!"

Puppetmon pulled out a calculator and pressed some numbers. "The Dmon would cost less! And in total this chimaera would cost..... 10,000,000 yen!!!"

Myotismon sighed. "Looks like we'll have to break into the money we were saving for rainy days..." He pulled a large piggy bank out from under the meeting table. He then grabbed a hammer. "Sorry Porky..."

"No!! We were saving that money for rainy days!!" Devimon shoued.

"It looks like it's gonna rain!!" Piedmon shouted, breaking the piggy bank with a sword. "What the... An I.O.U?! Who's been stealing from this thing?!"

Puppetemon whistiled innocently as eneryone suddenly glared at him. "What?!"

"So THAT'S where you got all that money!!" Machinedramon shouted.

"You made us muder porky for no good reason!!! WAAAHHH!!" Myotismon shouted.

"Yeah!! If you weren't a Mega Digimon I would kick your butt!" Devimon shouted.

"I oughta throw you at the Chosen Children when they first come here...." Piedmon said.

"Grrrrr...." Etemon growled.

"B-but!! I needed that money!!!" Puppetmon shouted.

"For what?!" Piedmon shouted.

"A 44 magnum to give to a chosen child and a pistol for me." Puppetmon said.

Everyone sweatdropped.

"Well wanted to give the kid a fighting chance!!" Puppetmon said.

"IDIOT!!" Piedmon shouted. "HOW COULD YOU USE ALL OUR MONEY ON TWO GUNS?!!!"

"Hey!! Do you know how much those dum-dum bullets cost?!!" Puppetmon shouted. He was then hit over the head by Piedmon's fist. "OW!"

"BLOODY STREAM!!" Myotismon shouted, hitting Puppetmon a few times in the stomach.

"OW! OW! My tummy hurts...." Puppetmon said, falling to the ground in pain.

"....Tummy? BWA HA HA HA!!" Etemon suddenly burst out laughing.

"I mean Gut-- errr... Stomach--- errr... DARN IT!!" Puppetmon shouted.

"Well now, let's continue with our planning." Piedmon said.

"Yeah, so sit down tummy-boy!!" Etemon said.

"BULLET HAMMER!!!" Puppetmon shouted, chasing Etemon.

"Ahhhh!!!!" Etemon shouted, running away.

"I have another Idea!!" Devimon shouted. "What if we just got the lesser Demon against them?"

"500 yen says that the demon will chicken out when Mimi comes!" Myotismon said.

"Darn! What if there were 3 demons?" Devimon asked.

"500 yen says all 3 will chicken out!" MetalSeadramon shouted.

"Darn it!" Devimon shouted. "What if we got the lesser demon AND me against them!"

"NO!" everyone shouted.

"But the demon would--"

"NO!" Everyone shouted again.

"Hey!! I got an idea!!" Etemon shouted.

"If has to do with demons from hell we don't want to hear it!" Myotismon shouted in annoyance.

"Dang! Wait!! I got another idea!!!" etemon shouted. "What if we stole the tags and hid the crests from the Chosen Children? Then they won't evolve into Ultimate or Mega!!"

"Wonderful Etemon!!" Piedmon said. "Devimon, since the crests are on file island you get to hide them!"

"Darn! Why can't you send Elvismon on it?" Devimon asked.

"HEY! Elvis stole my act!!!" Etemon shouted.

"Riiiiiiiight." Machinedramon said.

"Hey!! Don't make me kick your little metalic butt you over sized can opener!!" Etemon shouted.

"Infinity Cannon!!" Machinedramon shouted, blasting Etemon.

Etemon coughed out some smoke and said, "I had that coming...." he then fainted.

"Now can we PLEASE continue our plans?!" Piedmon shouted.

"How about we use a Demon--" Devimon was then interupted again.

"SHUT UP ALREADY!!!" Everyone shouted as Devimon.

Piedmon sighed. "How about we continue this meeting at anothe time?" He asked.

"Fine with me!" Devimon said. "I have to redecorate my house anyway! If only Angemon was on our side..." Devimon said, lovingly.

".......I KNEW IT!!!" Puppetmon shouted.

"Oh SHUT UP!!" Piedmon shouted. He and Myotismon left the room, followed by everyone else.

The End... For now.