1. And So It Begins

Tai: Wow, that was a great first episode, huh? It had action, comedy, giant killer bugs...

Sora (sourly): And you as the main character, I noticed.

Tai: Hahaha! See, that's why it's a great episode!

Matt: Don't tell me I have to put up with him for 53 more episodes...

Sora: And that's just for season one!


2. The Birth of Greymon

Tai: In today's episode, I took on a giant evil monster all by myself!

Agumon: What about me?!

Matt: How come mop-head here gets to be the main character in TWO episodes in a row?

Tai: 'Cos I'm cool!

Joe: Um, excuse me? Is there going to be, say, a lot more of this "let's encounter a giant evil monster who threatens our well-being" happening in the future? Is it too late to find another hero to take my place?


3. Garurumon

Tai: Today's episode was pretty boring. Nothing much happened.

Matt: You wish, mop-head! I'm da man and you just don't wanna admit it!

Sora: *ahem* In today's episode, Tai nearly burnt his hands off and endangered the whole team by awakening Seadramon.

Tai: THAT WASN'T THE POINT OF THE EPISODE!


4. Biyomon Gets Firepower

Biyomon: Sora, we make a really great team, don't we!

Sora: We sure do! I'm so happy you're my friend!

Tai: Blechh. Didn't we get enough of this stuff during the episode?

Matt: Tai, just because you're an insensitive clod doesn't mean you have to bring everyone else down with you.

Tai: Oooooh, Matt likes Soraaaa! *makes kissy noises*

Matt: Geez Tai, how old are you? Ten?

Izzy: Hey!


5. Kabuterimon's Electro Shocker

Izzy: In today's episode, I established that the equilibrium between fundamental electronic blueprints of the digital world and that of -

Tai: *loud, exaggerated snoring noises*

Sora: Tai, don't be rude.

Tai: C'mon Sora, do YOU understand what he's talking about?

Izzy: I am surrounded by ignorami.

Mimi: This is boring! I wanna go hoooome! Can't we have an episode where I go shopping and get a makeover?


6. Togemon in Toy Town

Mimi: Oooooh, finally it's Mimi's turn to shine! Heehee!

Palmon: Mimi, you're so cool!

Joe: *shakes his head* They're in their own little world...

Mimi: Well, apart from having me in it, this episode really sucked. First I got chased by these disgusting smelly sewer monsters who tried to KISS me! Ewwwww!

Tai: I thought that bit was funny. ^_^

Mimi: *whacks him*

Tai: @_@ That hit's worse than Togemon's punch... *falls*


7. Ikkakumon's Harpoon Torpedo

Joe: Can I just say that I want out! I want OUT of this stupid adventure! Whose bright idea was it to stick me in the digital world anyway?!

Gomamon: C'mon Joe, we did great in this episode! I got to digivolve to Ikkakumon!

Joe: Does that mean I have to ride around on your back? Because you know, I get really seasick and it looks like it would be really -

Matt: Whose bright idea was it to inflict Joe on us anyway?!

Joe: That's what *I* want to know!... hey!


8. Evil Shows His Face

TK: No fair. :(

Patamon: Yeah, everyone's got to digivolve in each episode except for me!

Matt: Now come on, I'm sure you'll get your turn soon. This episode was a really important one, too.

Sora: Yeah, it would have been even better except that we had to see Tai in his underwear for half of it. -_-

Mimi: I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!

Sora: Now look what you've done, Tai! You've made Mimi cry!

Tai: Hello? Devimon threatening us? Trying to kill Leomon? Splitting us all up? The real enemy revealed at last? Can we get our priorities straight?

Agumon: But you know, you really are a scrawny kid, Tai.

Tai: ...


9. Subzero Ice Punch!

Matt: Now this is the sort of episode I like.

Gabumon: You like wandering around half-frozen in the snow?

Matt: I like giving everyone the chance to see my cool blue eyes, my pensive expression, my -

Tai: - birds-nest hair.

Matt: Nobody asked you, mop-head.

Tai: And stop calling me that!

Sora: Of course, you all know the real episode Matt liked this episode was because he got the chance to beat up on Tai.


10. A Clue From The Digi-Past

Mimi: Okay, whose bright idea was it for me to get stuck with The Dork?

Izzy: I can assure it wasn't mine. -_-

Mimi: And I'm sick of strange and disgusting creatures hitting on me!

Matt: I didn't know Tai was hitting on you!

Tai: Shut up, Matt!


11. The Dancing Digimon

Joe: I hate ghosts. I hate boats. I hate ogres that hide inside floating boxes and jump out and start trying to pummelwhack me. I hate the digital world. I hate being an appetiser for monster freaks.

Gomamon: Look on the bright side, Joe!

Sora: I think that -was- Joe's idea of the bright side.


12. DigiBaby Boom

TK: What a fun episode! We got to play with the baby Digimon!

Patamon: It was fun, wasn't it!

TK: Fun!

Patamon: Fun!

TK: Fun!

Patamon: Fun!

Joe: I can't take all this cuteness. Why don't you two think about how Elecmon attacked you, or how you almost got killed by Leomon at the end, or how you've been separated from your brother and your friends and you don't know if you'll ever live to see your parents again?

Both: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Everyone else: Shut up, Joe.


13. The Legend of the DigiDestined

Tai: Yaaaaah! Time for the final battle!

Matt: If it's the final battle, why are there 41 episodes to go?

Sora: And why do you always get that half-insane look on your face when you talk about battles, Tai?

Tai: I like battles. ^_^

TK: I didn't like this one. :( Angemon got hurted!

Joe: This is bad for my nerves. All this fear can't be healthy.

Mimi: I wanna go hooooome!

Izzy: *depressed* 41 more episodes of listening to this whining...


14. Departure for a New Continent

Joe: See, this is exactly why I don't like boats.

Gomamon: Ahh, I thought it was fun.

Joe: GETTING SWALLOWED BY A WHALE IS NOT *FUN*!

Gomamon: You just have to look on the bright side!

Joe: WHAT bright side?!


15. The Dark Network of Etemon

Matt: In today's episode we were introduced to a new evil.

Tai: He's a million times worse than Devimon ever was.

Agumon: You mean because he's an Ultimate-level Digimon?

Tai: I mean because he's a pri-

Sora: Tai, this is a children's show!

Joe: At least he's a better singer than Mimi is.

Mimi: HEY!


16. The Arrival of Skullgreymon

Tai: Nothing happened in this episode. Let's go to the next one.

Matt (gleefully): Today we got to see Tai's obnoxiousness and terrible mistakes put up on display for all to see!

Koromon: Don't worry, Tai! I'm still your friend!

Joe: I got my crest today! Doesn't anybody care about that? Well?

Sora: Nice weather we've been having lately, isn't it!


17. The Crest of Sincerity

Mimi: Well, the weather in THIS episode surely wasn't anything to get excited about! I'm sure my complexion is absolutely ruined!

Tai: It looks pretty bad from here!

Mimi: *WHACK*

Joe: I don't like deserts. I don't like boats. Haven't I already said I don't like boats?

Sora: Often...

Joe: Even if it's not on water, I don't like boats. I hate duck-cockatoo monsters too. I like being a human, not a statue. I hate this place.

Mimi: Oh, quit complaining.

Izzy: The irony of that statement coming from Mimi is just perfect.

Joe: It's alright for YOU Mimi, you didn't get turned into a rock.

Sora: No, we just had to run around for half the episode wearing nothing but towels.

Matt: Man, it's a shame we *were* rocks at the time, then -

Sora/Mimi: *WHACK*


18. The Piximon Cometh

Izzy: Prodigious! I finally received my own crest!

Mimi: And nearly got us all killed in the meantime!

Matt: We're always getting nearly killed. At least we got something out of it this time.

Sora: Yeah, permanent emotional scarring while we waited for Tai to get off his butt and save us.

Tai: I hate boats...

Joe: I feel your pain!


19. The Prisoner of the Pyramid

Izzy: In today's episode I made the most exciting breakthrough yet! Did you know that the digital world is made up of digital data from our world and is a direct parallel to our own? Isn't that prodigious?

Sora: Hello? I'm kind of kidnapped here?

Izzy: Oh yeah, and Sora got kidnapped.

Tai: It's all my faaaault!

Matt: You got that right.

Tai: *WHACK*


20. The Earthquake of Metalgreymon

Sora: Some day I'm going to be describing this to a psychiatrist, I just know it.


21. Home Away From Home

Tai: This episode was all about ME. Pretty cool!

Matt: Yeah, we got to see him doing heroic things like sleeping and eating watermelon while his friends suffered in the digital world.

Tai: That wasn't my fault!

Kari: I made my first appearance in this episode too...

Joe: Did this episode make no sense to anybody else?

Izzy: I understood it perfectly.

Joe: Anyone besides Izzy?


22. Forget About It!

Tai: See? The whole team's fallen apart without me! I'm da man!

Matt: 'Da man' is about to eat my fist.

Joe: Can you two stop arguing for five seconds and come rescue me?

TK: Yeah, we all gotta find each other again!

Tai: I dunno, it might be preferable to leave Joe lost...


23. Weregarurumon's Diner

Matt: Hey, is there ANYTHING I can't do? I play great music, I cook, I get all the ladies...

Mimi: Keep dreaming, Matt!

Joe: In today's episode, JOE KIDO HIMSELF was the ALMIGHTY HERO!

Matt: I thought I was!

Joe: I risked my life to save TK! How's that for heroism?

Matt: I got my crest to react! How's that for heroism?

Joe: I almost got choked to death! How's that for heroism?

Matt: I stuck with you even though you're the second most annoying human being on the face of the Earth! How's that for heroism?

Sora: Um... I moved some potatoes... how's that for heroism?


24. No Questions, Please

Matt: In today's episode, Izzy got a lobotomy.

Izzy (huffily): It was NOT a lobotomy thank-you-very-much. I temporarily misplaced my curiousity, that's all. But I've got it back now and so I can go on to discover more and ask more and more and more questions and learn more than anyone else on the face of the planet and win several Nobel Prizes and get an entry in the encyclopedia!

TK: o.O. Izzy's scary...

Sora: They say curiousity killed the cat.

Izzy: Well, I am not a cat.

Mimi: Hello? Can we get to me now?





25. Princess Karaoke

Joe: I think this episode settles that I'm a bigger hero than Matt.

Tai: We're both bigger heroes than Matt. Heck, even Mimi's a bigger hero than Matt.

Mimi: Absolutely! Girl Power! Hang on a second... what do you mean 'even'? And what did you do that was so heroic, Joe?

Joe: I put up with you acting like a prima donna, didn't I?

Mimi: Hey! I wasn't a prima-whatever, I was just being beautiful and classy and receiving the sort of treatment I deserve!

Sora: I'm surprised Matt hasn't jumped in by now.

Matt (sulking): I'm ignoring their childish insults.

Tai: He means that he can't come up with a good comeback!

Matt: *WHACK*

Tai (swirly-eyed): Okay... good comeback... *falls*


26. Sora's Crest of Love

Matt: In today's episode there was another insult toward The Hair. I think this really needs to stop.

Gabumon: All I said was that you could use a haircut...

Matt: How can you even say that when Tai's standing right next to me? His hair is big enough to get its own postal code!

Tai: You're just jealous 'cos my hair's so thick and lustrous.

Matt: It looks like you stuck your finger in a socket.

Tai: Ah, but what *looks* that simple and natural took years to perfect.

Matt: You mean it looks like that on PURPOSE?

Sora: Um. Today my crest reacted for the first time and I solved a long-standing psychological problem I had.

Tai: My hair is a work of art, man!

Matt: Yeah, the art of a preschooler maybe!

Sora: *sigh*


27. The Gateway to Home

Agumon: Today I became PUNK AGUMON!

Palmon: And I became REGGAE PALMON!

Mimi: That's really scary, you guys!

Matt: What I want to know is why Joe always gets to go with the girls?

Mimi: We *like* Joe. ^_^

Sora: Yeah, you can't go past older men! ^_^

Joe: *bright red* Uh... uh...

Tai: C'mon, what's the real reason?

Sora: Well, it's nice to go with someone who isn't going to outshine us.

Joe: *facefaults*


28. It's All in the Cards

Tai: In this episode, Matt ATE HIS WORDS and said that I was the coolest guy he's ever known and how he couldn't imagine a greater leader.

Matt: -_- You're paraphrasing quite a bit there, Tai.

Izzy: Did you know that Gennai and I use the same screensaver? I just thought that was interesting.

Mimi: Think again.


29. Return to Highton View Terrace

Mimi: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! We're finally back home!

Palmon: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Where's that, Mimi?

Tai: Now, don't get too comfortable. We're here for a reason. We have a job to do.

Mimi: My friends from school! Normal people! Bubble baths and pink bedspreads! My mom's cooking! Ohhh, I'm so happy! No more trekking through the wilderness with six freaks!

Matt: We've lost her.

Izzy: Today we remembered the events of four years ago and discovered our common bond.

Joe: We were also indirectly responsible for the demolition of an expensive bridge, some buildings, road and several cars. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. You know, I only get $5 pocket money a week, I don't think I can afford to pay all the damages these little adventures are going to wrack up.

Gomamon: Aww, look on -

Joe: And stop telling me to look on the bright side! The dark side is a lot more obvious from where I'm standing!

Matt (deep, raspy voice): Joooe. You must come to the dark side.

Joe: Matt? What's wrong with your voice? Are you coming down with something? It's bronchitis, isn't it? Larengitis? Tuberculosis?

Matt: Joooe. I... am... your... father.

Joe: If you're really my father, why aren't you telling me to study harder?

Matt: *sigh* No sense of humour...

Gomamon: Isn't it sad?


30. Almost Home Free

Mimi: So close and yet so far. I wanna go hoooome! But at least we got to drive in a real car with airconditioned comfort!

Tai: I'd hardly call that COMFORTABLE! Koromon, how could you mess up Duane's new upholstery like that? *under breath* Nice work, buddy!

Joe: And Izzy got thrown off a bridge.

Tentomon: I think I sprained my exoskeleton!


31. The Eighth Digivice

Tentomon: Izzy, you sure have a nice Mom.

Izzy: Why do you keep saying that?

Tentomon: She's really pretty and kind.

Izzy: You've already expressed that opinion more than once.

Tentomon: Do you think I have a chance with her?

Izzy: ...


32. Gatomon Comes Calling

Tai: There's something I don't get. In the digital world, Mimi was always complaining about how she wanted a change of clothes, and now that we're home, she's still wearing the same dress she wore for the last six months.

Mimi: Tai, you are like so totally ignorant about fashion. How could anybody possibly mistake this dress for the one I wore in digiworld? The bottom of the dress is *double* pleated, and the colour of the shawl is cool rose, not deep peach, duh! And these gloves are, like, a totally different fabric? Get it right!

Tai: Uhh...

33. Out on the Town

Matt: In today's episode, Pumpkinmon and Gotsumon were banished to Myotismon's "dungeon in the digital world".

Izzy: That's certainly an interesting euphenism.

TK: Euphe-what? Matt, when can we go rescue Pumpkinmon and Gotsumon?

Matt: Uh... later.

34. The Eighth Child Revealed

Kari: Now I'm a digidestined like my big brother Tai.

Tai: Don't worry Kari, I'll protect you.

Matt: Yeah, just like he protected Gatomon.

Kari: Ohhh, poor Gatomon! Waaaaaah!

Gabumon: You're really not good with kids, are you Matt?

35. Flower Power

Tai: In today's episode, Mimi saved the world in her pyjamas.

Mimi: Oh hush.

Tai: But they're nice pyjamas, Mimi.

Matt: Yeah, you should wear them more often.

Mimi: STOP TEASING ME! Anyway, Lillymon's in danger!

Tai: Ahh, it'll work out fine. You don't really think anything's gonna happen to her, do you?

Matt: Tai's right. We're the good guys and nothing bad ever happens to the good guys.

Joe: You'd be surprised...

Tai/Matt: Don't start.

36. City Under Seige

Mimi: Lillymon will be fine, you said? Nothing will happen to her, you said? Just look at this! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Joe: In today's episode, Gomamon digivolved to his Ultimate form.

Zudomon: RAAAAAAAAAAAH! That's Rrrright!

Mimi: WAAAAAAAAAH!

Joe: *cowers* Zudomon is scary!

Tai: Oh, grow up. Things are getting worse and worse in this city.

Mimi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Izzy: We should sic Mimi on Myotismon. Five seconds of listening to that voice and he'd surrender in no time.

Mimi: WAAAAAA-shut up Izzy-AAAAH!

37. Wizardmon's Gift

Kari: The digidestined are all together at last, and we beat that creepy Myotismon once and for all!

Matt: Until the next episode, that is.

38. Prophecy

Matt: Today a miracle happened.

Tai: Yeah, Myotismon became even uglier.

Matt: I *meant* that our Digimon were able to go beyond the Ultimate level.

Tai: That was pretty cool too.

Izzy: So when do -our- Digimon get a cool cg digivolving sequence like that?

39. The Battle for Earth

Kari: Well, now we've DEFINITELY beat that creepy Myotismon once and for all!

Sora: Until the next season, that is.

Tai: What does it take, huh?!

40. Enter the Dark Masters

Joe: Life as a digidestined is just a matter of getting out of the frying pan into the fire.

TK: The frying pan? Are we gonna get eaten?

Joe: More than likely.

Matt: Stop scaring him, Joe.

TK: I'm not scared.

Joe: We're all going to get eaten! We're all done for! These Dark Masters are way too strong! We don't have a prayer!

Sora: Seems to me like he's just scaring himself. -_-

41. Sea-Sick and Tired

Mimi: In today's episode, Joe tripped me over and ended up saving my life.

Matt: The lesson here is that anybody can be useful, even if it's only by accident.

Joe: Where would I be without the support of my friends...

Izzy: Doing quite nicely, I imagine.

42. Under Pressure

Kari: In today's episodes, we got swallowed by Whamon and he took us away from the Divermon. MetalSeadramon sent them to chase us, but we got away and found our way out thanks to a bright idea by Izzy.

Joe: My ears are still ringing.

Sora: Wow, it's been a while since we've actually summarised an episode properly.

Tai: I couldn't think of anything funny to say.

Matt: That doesn't surprise me. -Gennai- tells better jokes than you do.

Tai: What's wrong with Gennai's jokes?

Matt: -_-

43. Playing Games

TK: Today I got to be the hero! Puppetmon was being a real meanie and I got away from him all on my own and stopped his evil games!

Izzy: Good work, TK.

Tai: Ahh, I wish it'd been me. I woulda loved to have gotten into that room where he was controlling everyone.

Agumon: Why's that, Tai?

Tai: Heh heh heh... just think what I coulda done. First I'd send Matt sailing right into the mud. Then I'd make Mimi give Izzy a big, fat kiss...

Mimi: Ewwwwww!

Izzy: I repeat, good work, TK.

44. Trash Day

Izzy: Today, Matt wallowed in angst and self-pity.

Mimi: While the rest of us got attacked by stinky garbage monsters! I'm just relieved they didn't try to hit on me like all the other icky monsters did!

Tai: Well, you can't blame them, Mimi. Like attracts like.

Mimi: AND JUST WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

45. The Ultimate Clash

Tai: In today's episode, Matt finally snapped. He was so consumed by jealousy of my overall coolness and he couldn't think of any other way to deal with his anger than to lose a battle to me.

Matt: I didn't LOSE!

Gatomon: Luckily, the battle was interrupted when Kari started talking to the air.

Sora: Now the whole group has split up.

Kari: I'm worried. :(

Joe: I have to stay with Mimi to look after her.

Matt: 'Look after her'... is that what you're calling it these days.

46. Etemon's Comeback Tour

Tai: Oh great, Etemon's back.

Joe: I don't know why he had to come after *us*. *Tai* is the one who destroyed him in the first place. If he's going to go on a murderous rampage, at least get the target right.

Tai: Thanks Joe, you're a real buddy.

Joe: Well, at least your Digimon can reach the Mega form.

Gomamon: Hey, it's not my fault you don't have a little brother or sister, Joe.

Joe: What are you talking about?

Tai: Well, Joe, maybe you'd rather take on Puppetmon like I'm doing?

Joe: *quickly* Facing MetalEtemon is just fine, thanks!

Gomamon: It'd be even better if we were deaf!

47. Ogremon's Honor

Gomamon: Ha ha haaaa! I think I should be the main character on this show! Did you see the way I took on a Mega level Digimon?

Joe: Gomamon's da man!

Matt: Stop stealing my title! Besides, Gomamon's not even human.

Tai: Neither are you, man, so I don't see what you're getting so nit-picky about.

Sora: Guys, this stupid sniping just isn't funny any more.

Mimi: Yeah, let's see some blood.

Everyone: o.O

48. My Sister's Keeper

Sora: Do you realise, this is the first time any of us have gotten sick or injured at all?

Joe: I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner! We should all be dead by now!

Kari: I'm sorry to cause all this inconvenience, everybody.

Tai: Don't say that, Kari. It's no inconvenience.

Matt: Yeah, getting shot at by giant flying robots is all in a day's work.

Kari: Waaaaaah!

Gabumon: And Baby-sitter of the Year does it again.

Matt: What? I was serious!

49. The Crest of Light

Kari: I'm glad I was able to avenge the deaths of the Numemon.

Sora: Kari's kind of scary... ^_^;

Izzy: Tai has problems with anger management.

Matt: And I haven't been seen for a while. It's about time to get back to the star of the show, isn't it?

Palmon: You mean Mimi?

Matt: No I did not mean Mimi...

Palmon: Oh, you mean me then? Heeheee! Palmon is the star of the show!

Mimi: You go, girlfriend!

Joe: I'm getting a headache... I'm surrounded by girly hyperactivity.

Ogremon: I resent that.

50. Joe's Battle

Joe: The title of this episode was JOE'S BATTLE.

Mimi: What battle? We didn't fight anybody.

Tai: Yeah, looked a lot more like Angewomon's battle to me.

Gatomon: I kicked LadyDevimon booty!

Joe: That's my point! At this rate, I'm never gonna get the audience empathy and respect... ;_;

Matt: Hey man, nobody does angst like me! There's no point in even tryin' to compete!

51. The Crest of Friendship

Joe: *sulking* Well, Matt ought to be happy. Stealing all my potential screen time.

Matt: I'd be a lot happier if Sora didn't rip off my angst idea.

Sora: Well, I had to do something. Nobody was paying any attention to me at all. I had to have some kind of emotional crisis.

Tai: Hello, people? I'm kind of getting mangled over here!

52. Piedmon's Last Jest

Joe: I don't like clowns. I have never liked clowns. I'm becoming increasingly ambivalent toward keychains as well.

Mimi: What's 'ambivalent'? Quit talking like Izzy.

Sora: For once, I have to agree with Joe. That was a pretty freaky experience.

Patamon: But I digivolved to Ultimate for the first time and saved the day!

TK: Yayy, Patamon! You're da m-

Matt: Don't even say it!

53. Apocalymon Now

Joe: This episode taught me a valuable lesson.

Izzy: That we should believe in the innate qualities residing within our hearts and the hearts of others?

Matt: That you should never give up, even when things are looking their worst?

Kari: That everyone has light inside of them?

Joe: No, it's taught me that you should never think that things can't get any worse.

Sora: I don't think that's a lesson you really needed to learn, Joe.

54. The Fate of Two Worlds

Tai: Well, it's all over.

Sora: It was so sad to leave our partners behind!

Matt: But we've come away as better friends than ever.

Sora: Since these adventures, I can repair my relationship with my mother.

Izzy: And I learned a lot about the digital world and about friendship.

Kari: And we learned how to use the light in our hearts.

TK: I'll always remember to have hope now!

Matt: We've all changed and grown up a lot.

Mimi: This is all very heart-warming and everything, but what I want to know is - who's going to replace my hat?!

Joe: Then, some of us have changed more than others...

Tai: See you next season, everyone!