Davis

Y'see, in physics there's this little thing called equilibrium. When y'have two libriums that weigh the same as each other, they're equilibrium!

Well, now that we know where we need to get to, let's get to getting to it, got it?

The next time I tell you to wake me up, try to be a little quieter so I can get some sleep!

The ground just ate our friends!

I really don't know anything about physics, I usually leave all that stuff up to professors, and scientists, and Izzy.

Everyone knows how much chicks dig living legends!

A manhole cover! I wasn't under the impression that they had those things in ancient Japan!

Why can't these guys ever be small?!

As much as I like you two arguing... he's heading right for us! (to TK and Kari)

The clock keeps tickin' away and I'm gettin' ticked off! I want some action!

Hey! Cody! This isn't a tour! Come ON!

He may be stupid, but he's still a genius.

I bet he's home crying. "Mommy, those mean kids broke another one of my spires! Waaaah!"

She's MY sister and if I wanna call her names, that's what I'm gonna do! After all, that's what brothers are here for!

Being a hero isn't always pretty.

C'mon Veemon, you're slower than the US mail!

I was accidentally playing soccer indoors, and somehow a window broke!

Hey, that's not a safety belt, that's my hair!

Next time, you climb and I'll sit on YOUR head! (to DemiVeemon)

Do I look stupid to you?!... never mind.

I'm not as big a jerk as people think...

I think some of your hairspray leaked through to your brain. (to Emporer)

Looks like someone didn't have their coffee this morning. (about Cody)

Yolei

You ATE Upamon?!

Hey, I'm dressed like one of the cool crowd! (at this stage, Leto collapses into helpless laughter)

I didn't say I wanted to kiss him, duh, I just wanna marry him! (about Ken)

I wish I could say that summer was as terrifying for me as it was for all of you guys...

From now on, I promise to be as sincere with people as I possibly can!

I hate earthquakes! They remind me of my brother waking me every morning!

Could Davis be right, or has his hairspray leaked through to his brain?

I'm surprised they didn't eat my arm right off. (after the Digimon attack the bag of food she was carrying)

He can program my computer any day! (about Ken)

Go Yolei, go Yolei, go!

I must be dreaming, somebody pinch me!... ow!

Let's go get that evil cute guy!

I'm a highly motivated woman and I can achieve any goal I set my sights on!

I'll understand if you wanna find someone else to be your partner from now on...

Cody

Note to self: think of better way to sneak Upamon out of apartment.

People are like milk. They can turn bad.

Even if this place were called The Valley of Duckies and Bunnies, with a control spire there, there's trouble!

No sense running; you're already late. (to Davis)

Well, I think the best way to make friends is over a good game of checkers.

You're always hungry... (to Upamon)

Kimeramon is not the monster, you are!

I can't forgive him...

Be careful where you point that thing. (to Davis, of DemiVeemon)

How many times do I have to tell you not to wander around the house? Mom might think you're a rodent!

Why do evil geniuses have to be so evil?

TK

New school, new apartment, but the same old lumpy oatmeal.

What's more boring, paint drying or math?

She might be in trouble! She might be in danger! She might be... right there?

Look, Kari, I care too much about you to let anyone take you without a fight!

And if it'll make you feel any better, Yolei, you can stay and do my math homework just to keep yourself busy!

Look at this land of fire! It's like the movie... "Land of Fire"!

Kari

Y'know, most cats like mice, not mousse...

Stop fighting! Do I have to separate you two like a couple of children?!

He'd take credit for inventing the wheel. (of Davis)

Ohh, why did I have to be the one with the crest of light?

Why can't we ever fight anything short?!

Davis, if you're gonna be a member of the digidestined, you're gonna have to think less of your hair and more of the team.

I can't stand anyone who talks bad about their brother or sister!

Ken/Digimon Emporer

Eeny, meeny, miny, mon.

Like sands in the hourglass, so are your friends' lives!

Don't interrupt me when I'm planning my evil deeds!

Why are evil geniuses always surrounded by fools?!

Why must EVERYONE question my authority? Does it ALWAYS have to turn into a great big production?

Ahahahahaha... ahahahahahaha!... not that funny.

When I am thinking, don't talk. And I am always thinking, so NEVER TALK!

Number one: don't ever talk to me without calling me 'sir'. Number two: don't ever talk to me!

Look at all the fools out there, living out their meaningless lives...

Digimon

Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!! ... I'm alright now. -Veemon

Armadillomon armour digivolve to... Digmon, the drill of knowledge! I used to say the drill of power, but I think this makes me sound smarter! -Digmon

One day I hope you'll realise that the real Ken isn't the Digimon Emporer... he's my friend! -Wormmon

I am Magnamon. I attack with my Golden Armour Attack, and I look so good doing it! -Magnamon

I got stuck with the defective human! -Hawkmon

Ken, you're sleeping on me... -Leafmon

It's all the rage in Cat-mandu! -Gatomon

Don't worry about us, we've got Davis! What could possibly go wrong? -Veemon

The Gotsumon rock! -Patamon

Yolei, I like you just the way you are. -Hawkmon

The fish market's calling my name. "Gatomooon!" -Gatomon

I think I used too much V and not enough Headbutt... -Veemon

You go, girl! -Patamon (to Gatomon)

Chocolate always works! -Veemon

TK. Promise we will never do that EVER AGAIN. -Gatomon

Sorry, but duty calls, and so does Yolei. -Shurimon

Human girls make human boys act sorta weird... -Veemon

Retired digidestined/Digimon

Boy, when it comes to girls, this guy's got a lot to learn! -Tai

I was just about to send Tai an answer when the battery ran out on my computer. I knew I should have recharged it after I played Trigonometry Trivia on the internet last night, but boy, talk about fun. -Izzy

You really look terrible, Gomamon. But... I mean that in a nice way! -Joe

So sue me if I don't have dragon's breath! Let's see you guys try flying! -Tentomon

You can do it, and even if you can't, we won't think any less of you, man! -Tai (to Davis)

Let's hit the sushi bar! -Gabumon

I'll watch over you. -Izzy

I'm sick of all your blabbering Davis, you're the only one who hasn't tried yet, so just get in the hole! -Matt

My mom won't be home for a while, she's at a "cooking with fungus" class. -Tai

First I'll take a little stroll over to our old refrigerator and take a peek at what's not expired... -Matt

Please let the bell ring, please get me out of here! -Joe

I thought you needed a vine! -Palmon

You've got a lot to learn about women, TK! -Matt

That's it, I'm gonna destroy him!... Izzy, how do I destroy him? -Tai

I just remembered that I forgot to remember something! -Joe

D'you know any ways of cheating when it comes to playing Old Maid? -Sora

This is becoming a battle of wits and it looks like Deputymon is out of ammunition. -Sora

Hi, this is Joe. Sorry I can't answer my cell phone right now, but I had to turn it off so it wouldn't ring during my biology test. I'm pretty good at biology, so I'll turn it back on real soon. Unless the test is on molecular biology... ohh, I'd better study, bye! -Joe's mobile phone message

For once in your life, get off the computer and answer the phone! -Joe (calling Izzy)

Our dinners are probably cold and soggy by now... of course, for MY mom, that's an improvement! -Tai

The name's Mon, Tento Mon! -Tentomon

Others

I don't want any human world deadbeats in here! -Digitamamon

It could be just my imagination, but I think my family's gone nuts... -June

There's nothing worse than telling a lie. -Cody's grandfather

You know, Yolei, with all the snacks and drinks you take to give your friends, it's a wonder this store shows any profit at all! -Yolei's father

Kendo isn't just using the same move over and over! -Cody's grandfather

I have been to many lands and met many people. In all my travels, I have found only one thing I can count on... PRUNE JUICE! -Cody's grandfather

People will rely on you only to the extent that you rely on yourself. -Cody's grandfather

I don't wanna barge in, I might set off one of his boobytraps... -Ken's mother

You've got a lot to learn about women, Matt! -Mr Ishida

Don't you kids have homework?! -Mr Ishida

Two-liners

TK: They'll never make it through all that rubble.
-Davis and Ken run through it effortlessly-
Yolei: I suppose Davis and Ken didn't hear you.

Kari: Where is he?
TK: Izzy? No, we're waiting for Ken!

Yolei: I could just hug him all day!
Cody: He's not an accordian, Yolei.

Upamon: It's the Forbidden Valley of No Return!
Kari: Why do bad guys always name things like that?

Yolei: Cody sent me an email and said you had a small problem.
Hawkmon: I would NOT call that small!

Yolei: This'll give you the chance to make new mistakes!
Davis: But I liked my old mistakes better!

Davis: Whaddya mean EXPLODE?!
Izzy: I mean explode, as in 'boom'?

Ken: What do you think you're doing, Davis?
Davis: Saving the world!

Agumon: I never saw an egg with a spike in it.
Gatomon: It must have been rough on the chicken that laid that thing.

Kari: Move aside. This is a woman's job.
TK: Too bad we don't have a woman here...

Yolei: He's so amazing, and did I mention dreamy?
Cody: Would you like for me to pinch you again?

Ken: I'm a monster. I can't believe what I've done!
TK: It's hard to argue with you there, Ken.

DemiVeemon (proudly): Is there ANYTHING in the real world that Davis isn't the best at?
Gatomon: Yeah, being modest.

Davis: Have you noticed how chummy Kari and TK are together? Why do you think that is?
Veemon: Maybe they're identical twins that look completely different?

Veemon: Veemon, digivolve to... VEEEEEMON!
...
Davis: And what was that all about?!

Davis: There's a light at the end of the tunnel!
TK: Couldn't you think of something a little more original?

Davis: Why won't anyone listen to me?!
Veemon: Whadja say?

Armadillomon: The chill of evil's in the air.
Cody: Oh, don't be so dramatic.

Yolei: Mimi, I almost forgot! I wanted to say... when I get older... I wanna be... JUST LIKE YOU!
Mimi: Perfecto!

Yolei: Ken's not coming, is he Cody?!
Cody: Will you stop asking me if I say yes?!

Kari (looking at photo of Ken): His smile makes him look so gentle.
TK: Uh, yeah... but his haircut makes him look like you, Kari.

Izzy: Okay okay, don't get your knickers in a twist, Davis, let's just find him!
Davis: What are knickers?

Kari: But we have to fight SkullGreymon!
Pegasusmon (sarcastic): Yes, great idea, stay clustered together so you create an easy target!

Davis: It's my fault we're late... I had an appointment for a haircut, but when I looked in the mirror, I realised my hair was perfect!
TK: The problem is, he was looking in the mirror for over an hour!

Tentomon: Welcome to my treehouse! Actually, it's not much of a treehouse since SkullGreymon disintegrated it, now it's more of a twighouse... that's okay, I was planning on redecorating anyway.
Davis: We don't care about your stupid tree, Tentomon.

Tentomon: And tell them to stay out of my tree!
Izzy: Uhh... you bet.

June: Can I go too?
Davis: Sure you can go! Go AWAY!

Izzy: Lucky Matt! Girls must chase him aaaall day!
Tai: I know exactly how he feels!

Patamon: I thought cats were always s'posed to land on their feet.
Gatomon: Oh, shut up.

Veemon: Gatomon wouldn't like me more if you could digivolve.
Davis: Well, it couldn't hurt; she doesn't like you now.

Emporer: You will bow down before me!
TK: Sorry, the floor's kinda dirty.

Cody: Here's your hat, TK, I didn't want anyone to step on it.
TK: That's okay, I've got six others just like it.

Yolei: Bite your tongue!
Tentomon: That can't taste very good...

Cody: Tentomon, you just gave me an idea.
Tentomon: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!

Gatomon: Why do they call those things on top of the TV 'rabbit ears'? Why don't they call them cat ears? After all, when was the last time YOU saw a rabbit sleeping on top of the TV?
Kari: This is what you think of?

Greymon: They don't make control spires like they used to!
Tai: Way to go, Greymon, you're a one mon wrecking crew!

Tai: When Matt and I were younger, we fought a lot too. But if we hadn't fought all those times, we probably never woulda become such good friends. So just let 'em fight it outta their systems.
Yolei: Leave it to boys to think they have to fight to become friends!

Yolei: By increasing the system memory, I'm expanding the D-terminal's capabilities.
Davis: Boy, do you know how to party...

Davis: Any bright ideas under that fancy hat?
TK: At least I'm trying, Goggle Head! And don't make fun of my hat!

Davis: I don't wanna hurt anybody...
Tai: It's not about what you wanna do! It's about the things you have to do for friendship!

Davis: I got a noogie! That means I'm one of the guys now!
DemiVeemon: I have a question. If you're one of the guys now, does that mean you used to be one of the girls, and how come you never told me about it?

Armadillomon: When we find that digiegg, I'm gonna eat it!
Hawkmon: You'll do no such thing, and besides, your cholesterol is too high.

Yolei: You wanna know what my hobby is, Michael?
Davis: Boys don't count, Yolei...

Yolei: Shurimon, have I ever told you you're the coolest guy I've ever met?
Shurimon: Huh?... *blushes* Ohh. Yolei!

Kari: Davis, sometimes you're so insensitive!
Davis: I'm so sensitive I use a special toothpaste so my teeth don't hurt when I eat icecream!

Davis: That's right! One for all and all for me!
TK: I... don't think that's how it goes.

Cody: All the straws have red on them!
Yolei: The first one was so pretty I just couldn't stop colouring?

Cody's mother: You know I don't like you keeping secrets from me.
Grandfather: You should not keep asking him about it. If he's forced to tell you something, he might have to tell you a lie, even though that's not what he wants to do. It's better that he say nothing at all...

June: See you Friday at eight!
Matt: How did THAT happen?!

Kari: Andromon, don't you remember us? We're your friends!
Davis: Kari, you're hangin' around with the wrong people!

Davis: Veemon, speak to me!
Veemon: You're kneeling on my tail...

Davis: There must be a hundred of 'em!
Yolei: Wow, you counted that high without even taking off your shoes and socks!

Hawkmon: This place is a real cultural desert.
Veemon: Did you say dessert?

Veemon: Well, I knew that behind that behind that king star was just a gutless, lowlife lacky of the Emporer with a jelly for a spine!
Davis: You could have told us!

Davis: Whadda YOU know? You're a little kid!
Cody: Yeah, but I still know when someone's being a jerk!

Yolei: Besides the usual, I'm also taking potato salad, macaroni salad, tuna salad, chicken salad, fruit salad and three bean salad.
Yolei's mother: Actually, it's only two bean salad today. I was out of the third bean.

Yolei: Listen, I know it's a Saturday and we're not really supposed to be at school, but nobody is within MILES of this place, I REFUSE to crouch! Hmpf!
Cody: Actually, Davis, I don't think it's really necessary for ME to crouch...

Upamon (bouncing up and down): Youmadeit youmadeit youmadeit youmadeit youmadeit youmadeit youmadeit youmadeit youmadeit youmadeit!!
Cody (to Joe): You're going to have to forgive him. He's hyperactive.

Kid 1: Maybe Ken's brain was taken over by aliens.
Kid 2: I think your brain was taken over by a rock.

Three-liners

Cody: It's a control spire.
Kari: What's it doing there?
Gatomon: Controlling, spiring - the usual.

TK: Have you ever noticed that Davis always gets himself into these things?
Kari: Should we help them?
TK: Nah...

TK: Wow, it looks like something out of a science fiction movie.
Davis: Yeah, 'n' I'm the hotshot pilot who resuces Princess Kari from the bad space guys!
Kari: He said science fiction, not complete fantasy.

Kari: Good luck, Davis!
Yolei: Don't forget to hug Ken!
Tai: Give him a kiss, too!

Mr Fujiyama: I'm the new head of the computer club.
Sora/Tai: But what do you know about using computers?
Mr Fujiyama: Not a thing.

Davis: Am I great or what?
TK: If he keeps telling himself that, he might start to believe it.
Yolei: At least someone will...

Davis: It's way too early for lunch, let's keep walking.
Kari: I *am* a little hungry...
Davis: I'm starved, let's eat!

Davis: I know you've done a lot of rotten things, but I don't think you're an evil person!
Ken: You don't?
Davis: No, the person who designed the school lunch menu, now that's evil!... that was a joke.

June: Will you sign my shirt too? I get all the cute boys to sign it! You may not know it, but I haven't washed this shirt in two years!
TK: There's not a lot of room...
June: I know, I think all boys are cute.

Davis: My stomach is full...
DemiVeemon: You shouldn't eat so much in the morning!
Davis (opening a bag of chips): You ate twice as much as me! If you keep it up, you'll digivolve into Heavymon!

Deputymon: I need card players, but not boys, 'cos they cheat.
Davis: Say what?!
Veemon: Did I mention I don't even cheat at Solitaire?

Flamedramon: Would you try to protect me if I was in danger, Davis?
Davis: Uhh... maybe.
Flamedramon: Maybe? Maybe?! What about definitely?!

Yolei: The lunkhead waiter won't take my money.
Kari: I see you're being your usual blunt self...
Yolei: I'm just trying to be honest...

Davis: Tell us somethin', Michael. Are there more digidestined kids like you in America?
Cody: And tell us how you became a digidestined in the first place!
Yolei: And tell me you're single!

Sukamon: How would you like to go on a date with me?
Mimi: Gaah!
*Sukamon goes flying*
Yolei: Oooh, now I know what to do if someone asks me out on a date!

Yolei: Do you have to keep banging your head, you're driving me crazy! It hurts just watching you!
Davis: I'll stop when you stop tapping your foot like that! It's RATHER ANNOYIN'!
Yolei: How about if I tap my foot on your head?

Yolei: We'll draw straws, and whoever wins gets to go.
Armadillomon: It sounds fair to me.
Davis: Not me, I'm not good at drawin'!

Tai: Let 'em fight!
Kari: Whaddya mean?!
Cody: Isn't that bad for team morale?

Davis: I can't even believe you're not worried about Kari's well-being, TA!
TK: T"A"?
Cody: He forgot how to spell TK!

Davis: Hawkmon, Yolei, where are you?
Everyone else: Hawkmon, Yolei, where are you?
Davis: This place has some echo!

DemiVeemon (sniffing): Smells like Davis!
Davis (entering room): Are you sayin' I stink?!
DemiVeemon (happy): It IS Davis!

Davis: It's gettin' pretty dark in these woods. Here, Kari, I'll hold your hand so you don't get scared!
Kari (irritated): I'm... not... scared.
TK (also irritated): And it's not HER hand... it's MINE.

Yolei: But how are we going to explain it if Mr Fujiyama happens to come in here?
Cody: Don't worry, I'll tell him I'm taking a sculpting class and these are some of my early masterpieces. Hit it, boys!
(The Gotsumon strike poses)
Yolei: 'Early rejects' might be a better phrase...

Kari: Cody reminds me an awful lot of Joe. Always honest, and sticks to the rules!
TK: I think he reminds me of Izzy - just loaded with curiousity!
Joe: Part Izzy and part me? That's a scary combination!

Emporer: Wormmon, what is plan B?... well?
Wormmon: We can all become friends?
Emporer: THAT'S NOT PLAN B!

Yolei: I offered to bring salad for everyone!
Yolei's mother: And who's paying for it?
Yolei: Yeah... I was meaning to talk to you about that... talk to you later! *runs off*

Hawkmon: She's been under a lot of strain lately...
Tentomon: Well, must she yell at me? Can't she take a yoga class or something?... what's she doing now?
Hawkmon: I'm not going to ask her as long as she has that hammer in her hand!

Woodmon: I am Woodmon, I cannot be defeated!
Flamedramon: Flame Shield!
Woodmon: Hey! I'm bein' defeated!

Davis: Just make up some excuse to tell her, something like, we got picked up by the army for a secret mission to Mars!
Kari: If you told your parents that, they'd actually believe you?
Davis: Of course not, they don't believe anything I say!

Dialogue

Gatomon: Does Davis always snore like that?
Veemon: Every night...
Gatomon: How do you sleep?!
Veemon: I don't...

Davis: But you and I are partners!
Kari: Sorry, Davis, but you already HAVE a partner.
Davis: Uh, you mean HIM?
DemiVeemon: Yeah, you gotta problem with dat?
Davis: It's just not the same...

Yolei: Sora told us all about you!
Mimi: I spoke to her, she told me about you too!
Davis: Hello, Mimi, my name's Davis, but you can call me... Davis.
Mimi: Yeah, she definitely told me about YOU...

Digmon: Follow me, guys!
Pegasusmon: I'll follow him!
Nefertimon: I'll follow you!
Halsemon: I'll follow you!

Joe: Gomamon, speak to me!
Gomamon: Joe...
Joe: What day of the week is it?
Gomamon: Saturday?
Joe: Actually, it's Thursday, but you never did know the day, so you're back to your old self!

Joe: Drink this herbal tea. It's 10% herbal and 90% tea.
Cody: Thanks a lot, Joe.
Yolei: Boy, that Joe really comes prepared!
Kari: That's nothing, wait until you see him during hayfever season!

Joe: We need you to create a diversion. Keep him busy with some of that great Gomamon charm of yours!
Gomamon: Gotcha! *lollops toward Shellmon* Why did one Shellmon take the other Shellmon's lunch? Because it was shellfish!
Shellmon: RAAAAAAAAH!
Gomamon: I guess you've heard that before already!
Joe: THAT'S the great Gomamon charm?!

Mimi: Relax, they're just Gekomon and Otamamon!
Yolei: How do you know that, Mimi?
Mimi: 'Cos... they're my friends!
Hawkmon: They don't look too friendly... not while they're wearing those dark rings!
Gekomon/Otamamon: GRAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yolei: Gosh, Mimi, if those are your friends, I'd hate to see your enemies!

TK: We can trap him by using you as bait.
Davis: Me?! Why do I have to be the one?!
TK: We have to use some kind of bait that we can do without!
Davis: Oh yeah, well we can easily do without your hat!

(Roachmon brothers' dark rings break off)
Mimi: Now they'll be friendly!
Yolei: Yeah!
Roachmon 1: Last thing I remember, we were at the motel!
Roachmon 2: Yeah, we were out by the pool and you took my towel!
Roachmon 1: Well, you ate the little chocolate they put on the pillow!
Roachmon 2: I put those chocolates on the pillow, I brought them from home!
Roachmon 1: From home, those were MY chocolates in the freezer!
Roachmon 2: Oh yeah, well it's MY freezer!
Roachmon 1: It's my house!
Roachmon 2: I'm paying rent!
*they start bashing each other up*
Yolei: Just goes to show you - there are some families where they're better off having only one child.
Mimi: You're right, Yolei, and in some cases like this one, they shouldn't have kids at all!

Mr Ishida: It's a soothing recording of buffalos migrating.
Matt/TK: Buffalo?!
Mr Ishida: Yeah, I heard these recordings help with stress. At this point, I'm willing to try anything! *plugs earphones in* I'm a happy little buffalo...
Matt: You've flipped your lid... *walks out*
TK: Don't mind him, Dad. He's just not a happy little buffalo!

June: What are you doing?
Davis: None of your business.
June: Looks like you're packing for a camping trip.
Davis: It's your imagination.
June: Are TK and the others going?
Davis: I can't remember.
June: So then, is Matt going camping too?
Davis: Matt moved to another country.